A Camping Date

According to our latest edition of Backpacker magazine a lot of people like to take their honey on a camping or backpacking trip as a date. Hey, I am just telling you what the magazine says. The Article gives 7 rules to follow to keep from ruining your relationship while camping.
1. Don’t go too high, too far, or in terrain that is too rough.
2. Don’t treat them like a pupil, correcting all they do, or try to do.
3. Don’t let your goals drive the trip, take it easy.
4. Don’t try to fool them into thinking you know what you are doing, if you don’t.
5. Don’t feed them boring meals.
6. Don’t forget you are on a date. (a little kissy face once in a while, you know.)
7. Remember, deet bug lotion is not massage oil.
Those sound like some pretty good rules to me. I made sure Jen read this article hoping she might start following the rules.